My little sister has to go to court. She got pulled over going 27 above the speed limit because she was drag racing her unofficial-boyfriend. The following conversation just took place:
Angela: What do I say when the judge asks me if I was racing?!
Mom: Um, say "no"? DENY DENY DENY.
Angela: (so completely serious) YOU CAN'T LIE WHEN YOU'RE UNDER
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